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The Ultimate Diamond (Hands)

Regular price $59

Show off your part in this historic time in the stock market with the ultimate symbol of your Diamond Hands.  Let all the haters and hedgies feast their eyes on the largest rock hard diamond they've ever seen. Just sit back and HOLD, or conveniently place on its crystal base while you buy the dip.

Wife upset about the life savings going into GME?  Wife's boyfriend getting extra game time?  Whip out all 3000 carats of this piece and witness their awe.

Whether its starting or ending conversations, the Ultimate Diamond is guaranteed to make an impression.  And don't forget to bring it with you 🚀🌕

 

Disclaimer: not compatible with paper hands.

Specifications

 

  • 3000 MF'ing carat equivalent
  • Diamond Dimensions: L 3.75" x W 3.75" x H 2.5"
  • Diamond Weight: 1 LB 5 OZ
  • Diamond Base: L 3" x W 3.125" x H 1.5"
  • Total Weight: 2 LB 7 OZ approx.

Description

Show off your part in this historic time in the stock market with the ultimate symbol of your Diamond Hands.  Let all the haters and hedgies feast their eyes on the largest rock hard diamond they've ever seen. Just sit back and HOLD, or conveniently place on its crystal base while you buy the dip.

Wife upset about the life savings going into GME?  Wife's boyfriend getting extra game time?  Whip out all 3000 carats of this piece and witness their awe.

Whether its starting or ending conversations, the Ultimate Diamond is guaranteed to make an impression.  And don't forget to bring it with you 🚀🌕

 

Disclaimer: not compatible with paper hands.

Specifications

 

  • 3000 MF'ing carat equivalent
  • Diamond Dimensions: L 3.75" x W 3.75" x H 2.5"
  • Diamond Weight: 1 LB 5 OZ
  • Diamond Base: L 3" x W 3.125" x H 1.5"
  • Total Weight: 2 LB 7 OZ approx.