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Golden Toilet Loser Award $39

"Perfect trophy. Everything I hoped for!" -Matt R

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Our Gold Toilet is delicately handcrafted to recognize that member of your league with the extreme talent to suck. And hey, if you didn't win...you lost!. 

We are talking about the idiot of your group that couldn’t get his sh*t together. The one that might as well have drafted a kicker in the second round.  That special loser deserves to be ridiculed and scorned because let's be honest, their entire season should be flushed down the toilet. No one should ever forget that type of humiliation. It hurts to lose ... but it hurts even worse when you have a daily reminder of a shitacular season. 

  • The Gold Toilet can be used as a Trophy Topper to commemorate someone’s miserable season
  • Threaded insert in bottom for attaching to perpetual base, incase you want to remind your league losers in perpetuity!
  • Hand-painted with the highest quality detail
  • Toilet Dimensions:  3" x 5" x 8" 

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If our trophies can land a shark, imagine what they can do for your Fantasy Football League!

This thing is amazing! It comes with all of the bragging rights & looks great in my office! :)

Devon S

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Excellent trophy. As commissioner of my league, I wanted to make sure I was buying a quality product. TrophySmack did not disappoint. Excellent quality and craftsmanship. Will be in our league for years to come.

Paul H

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Everyone in our league loves it. Our league just got more competitive because everyone wants the trophy to flaunt all year round.

Bryan A

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The league loves it, nice quality, definitely get your money’s worth

Tyler B

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The best money I’ve spent this year!! The league LOVED it!!!

Wayne R

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Great trophy. Only problem is that I didn't win it.

Nate J

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