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Golden Toilet Trophy - Loser Award

Regular price $39
Regular price Sale price $39
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Our Gold Toilet is delicately handcrafted to recognize that member of your league with the extreme talent to suck. And hey, if you didn't lost!

We are talking about the idiot of your group that couldn’t get his sh*t together. The one that might as well have drafted a kicker in the second round. That special loser deserves to be ridiculed and scorned because let's be honest, their entire season should be flushed down the toilet. No one should ever forget that type of humiliation. It hurts to lose ... but it hurts even worse when you have a daily reminder of a shitacular season.
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FREE shipping on all orders over $40.00 within the contiguous United States. Larger items such as trophies and championship belts ship FedEx ground.

Smaller items such as rings, engravings, and tattoos go out USPS Ground Advantage with tracking. You will receive an email with your tracking number the day your product ships.

Upgraded shipping options include Next Day Air and 2-Day Air at checkout.

*Please note shipping is separate from Production + Fulfillment Time*

Production & Fulfillment Time

Production times may vary depending on the level of customization your order requires.

Fulfillment Time of 1-3 Business Days:
Non-Custom FFL Championship Belts
Other Non-Custom Items (not including WallSmack)

Production Time of 3-5 Business Days:
Trophies with Engravings
Belts with Engravings
WallSmack Metal Wall Art

Production Time of 5-7 Business Days:
Custom Championship Belts
Custom Rings

**Please note that production times do not include shipping time.


Golden Toilet Dimensions: 3" x 5" x 8"
Mini Base Dimensions: 4.75" x 4.75" x 3.25"
Product Weight: 1lb 6oz

Threaded insert in bottom for attaching to perpetual base
Hand-painted with the highest quality detail

Why This Loser Award?

Tired of passing the same boring trophy year after year? Tired of being a fratata in general? Our custom Swap Tops can be changed each year to represent your hard earned victory. The Golden Toilet Trophy can be customized to celebrate or humiliate your league mate with a fantasy football trophy they'll never forget.
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This thing is amazing! It comes with all of the bragging rights & looks great in my office! :)

Devon S

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Excellent trophy. As commissioner of my league, I wanted to make sure I was buying a quality product. TrophySmack did not disappoint. Excellent quality and craftsmanship. Will be in our league for years to come.

Paul H

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Everyone in our league loves it. Our league just got more competitive because everyone wants the trophy to flaunt all year round.

Bryan A

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The league loves it, nice quality, definitely get your money’s worth

Tyler B

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The best money I’ve spent this year!! The league LOVED it!!!

Wayne R

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Great trophy. Only problem is that I didn't win it.

Nate J

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